official OMG dan thread

[vanbibber]

OMG DAN!!!! you gave up on your car and bought a mustang!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youre so stupid.

:spank:

[StrtRacer98]

lol...

[UDLOSE98]

what can i say, i really am a failure.... i gave up on a car that costed me a **** load and never worked right in hopes for 11's and bought a car that runs upper 12's stock.

[vanbibber]

ya dude thats so weak. just buy a ls1 fbody and (how'd he put it?) slap a ls2 and magna charger on it with out having any problems with fitting it under the hood or cowl or firewall issue. so much cheaper!!!! OMG JIZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[HokieBird]

I was a little disapointed it got locked so quick. That thread had some great potential.

[UDLOSE98]

i hope jeff doesnt react like that one myspace girl.

[vanbibber]

I was a little disapointed it got locked so quick. That thread had some great potential.
who's to say he wont stumble upon this gem and continue his doucheness?

[josh98bird]

Omg!!!! :eek:

[Shodown]

I was a little disapointed it got locked so quick. That thread had some great potential.

What thread was this?

[UDLOSE98]

What thread was this?

http://forum.camarov6.com/showthread.php?t=86382&highlight=poser

[Shodown]

I read all 4 pages! LOL

Dan with the pwnage! :rofl:

[vanbibber]

sometimes people are too retarded to understand things they cant comprehend.

so dan... when you gonna do that ls2 magnacharger swap?

[UDLOSE98]

sometimes people are too retarded to understand things they cant comprehend.

so dan... when you gonna do that ls2 magnacharger swap?

i was banking up for awhile, and the best i coudl do was nitrous and a kenne bell.

actually i have been cranking on the maro lately, got ready to start it up tonight and the ****ing starter was shot.....Not to mention i tried to take a short cut by not putting the torque arm on (pain in the ***) Only to find when i rolled it out for the first time tonight, i could hear the drive shaft not so happy that the torque arm wasnt in place.

[vanbibber]

lol. the car is cursed

[UDLOSE98]

lol. the car is cursed

you have no idea.

[vanbibber]

time to break out the holy water and start yelling THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[UDLOSE98]

time to break out the holy water and start yelling THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

theres no telling how far down that water would work its way into the motor.

[vanbibber]

it'll probably leak out anyways lol.

[UDLOSE98]

where's camarojeff (TM)????

[vanbibber]

probably fighting summers eve over the trademark rights to douchebags.

[UDLOSE98]

honestly, best of luck to the guy, no one more deserving.

[gugdathug3]

hmmmmm.

thats all i can say. :p

[Shodown]

Dan, I think you should put 5 (maybe even 6) rotating "SVT" badges in your sig :rofl: LOL

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

Holy ..... :rofl: I just got done readin the other thread ....... and then reading this one , that post THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! :rofl: that was good.

Anyways, I like the 03 cobra, if I hadn'f gotten this camaro I was going to get a 98 mustang .... they seem to have caught my eye :tup: Cobra

EDIT: I found a little angel clip in my car that said "Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly" I thought it would go along with bib sayin THE POWER OF CHRST COMPELS YOU

EDIT AGAIN: I think im gonna send off my money to become a supporting member here and have that as my sign :rofl:

[vanbibber]

the exorcism 4: unholy camaro

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

the exorcism 4: unholy camaro

:rofl: And the headlights would rotate while the hood and hatch opened and shut as it levitated

[vanbibber]

then spew anti freeze soup after the tires rotated themselves :rofl:

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

then spew anti freeze soup after the tires rotated themselves :rofl:

:rofl: 95astro has a brok Wiper fluid line and it'll spit it out the line when the hoods up LMAO!!!!!! thats great

[blown00]

Anus.

[UDLOSE98]

the car you guys are describing is my camaro.

[UDLOSE98]

Anus.

couldnt have said it better myself.

[00FlowCamaro]

From what I say you had a pretty nice project on your hands. To bad it never did work out, but still the car, I thought, sounded amazing. Good luck to you and your new project...right now I have to go to court for my camaro..damn it.

[UDLOSE98]

From what I say you had a pretty nice project on your hands. To bad it never did work out, but still the car, I thought, sounded amazing. Good luck to you and your new project...right now I have to go to court for my camaro..damn it.

uh oh, speeding?

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

Name for you camaro project , came from the mobie Transformers .. Satan's Camao

[SilverRS96]

dan ur cobra need a diet...either that ur a fatass

[UDLOSE98]

yea, shes a fatty, but big girls need love to,

so gon' big girl watchu gonna do?

[SilverRS96]

what am i gonna do? get better times and spend less money....thats what im gonna do

[UDLOSE98]

you'll get snake bit.

[vanbibber]

10 on mike.

[crushedout]

Anybody that gives up working on a F-Body and buys a Ford is a schmukk!! :rant:









Sidenote: Please don't look at my sig....:stp:

[UDLOSE98]

10 on mike.

As of right now, you owe me $10.

As of 2008, you'll still owe me $10.

And hell its a cobra with a Kenne Bell and spray, you'll always be owing me $10.

[vanbibber]

:bs: :bs: keep it up and im going to swap a ls2 and magnacharger in and make 750+hp like camarodouche said.

[SilverRS96]

haha like i said less money and better times

[UDLOSE98]

haha like i said less money and better times

thats what she said?

[vanbibber]

mike you cant win, read sig, says it all. lt1s are so pos. /sarcasm

[vanbibber]

and if you dont believe me, just ask ls1 owners, they have god motors even though they lose to stock cobras.

[SilverRS96]

MUHAHAHAHA....dan u know my car weighs almost 700lbs less than urs....ya like i said and even she said....u know its gonna happen

[UDLOSE98]

until it does my 12.7 is good, 11's next season easy.

[SilverRS96]

ill c u in the 11's...and i dont have a s/c lol

[UDLOSE98]

i dont even have 5 litres

and remember, i drive a fatty supreme.

[SilverRS96]

haha yup like i said less mods and better times....u gotta put more into ur fatty to make it feel slim lol

[Shodown]

I'll race both you b1tches right now :D

We can settle up again this spring too :rock:

[SilverRS96]

haha chris....u wanna come up to NH to race?

[rdrr96]

supercharged 4-valve 4.6 L > LT1 any day

dont get me wrong im a chevy dude all the way, but im going to have to go with dan on this one. those 4 valve motors were eating up vettes back int he day. stock for stock they are close in comparison.

my buddy brent used to have a white 03 cobra. got kicked out of the track every time cuz he refused to put a cage in it. but it was sub 11's and still ont he IRS. that car freakin got it.

ps. supercharger whine from those Kenne Bell's makes me horny! love that sound.

[SilverRS96]

as it stands my car and his car will b a neck adn neck race with his time...i have a bigger cam and injectors im gonna b installin...so do the math...

[UDLOSE98]

all i have to do is wake up, scratch my ***, and decide which pulley i wanna drop to.

[SilverRS96]

all depends on how much u feed ur fatty right? better stick with the greens man...u need that s/c to haul that fatty around lol

[UDLOSE98]

yea, she could shave some lbs, but i dont wanna start dismantling it.

[Shodown]

Big girls need love too ya know...

[SilverRS96]

they just have to pay

[vanbibber]

so anyone want to go run 8's with intake exhaust with me?

[SilverRS96]

I DO I DO!!!!! (in the german guy voice from super troopers)

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

Sure .... LOL I can do 8 minutes :rofl:

[SilverRS96]

haha dan i just read the ls1tech thread...i forgot to mention that that kid had been pmin me too so whatever he says is bull**** not that we didnt think that already

[UDLOSE98]

ah yes that was fun, I knew Ls1 owners would evenutally start to show their true colors tho.

[SilverRS96]

haha u know it...apparently u showed that ur a cobra driver too...lol

[UDLOSE98]

i guess so? what can i say, i'm a cobra driving **** bag.

[SilverRS96]

and me and bib just drive slow *** pos lt1's lol

[UDLOSE98]

Solid!

[vanbibber]

team a**hole unite!

[UDLOSE98]

Commanding the power of over 400 snakes, I AM DAN!

AKA COBRA FVCK

[vanbibber]

fighting the evil opti spark, one water puddle at a time.

call me

OPTI WARRIOR: he who should got omgls1jizz, and my car is Opti Prime

[blown00]

.....

[UDLOSE98]

I told mike to make one, where is that vag

[SilverRS96]

im still thinkin...i need somethin with breakin third all the time

[SilverRS96]

Tranny Crusher!

[vanbibber]

that almost sounds ghey :rofl:

he's mike, the man who crushes men with teh peckerz and boobzes

[SilverRS96]

damnit....damn u rog

[vanbibber]

how about

3rd gear dominator: second and fourth shake in fear.

[SilverRS96]

THIRDINATOR lol

[vanbibber]

LOL!!!!! there it is!

[UDLOSE98]

yea thats a pretty solid one.

[UDLOSE98]

also we need a team name

I'll throw out: Team Bag de la Douche

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

:rofl: This still gets me

[00FlowCamaro]

uh oh, speeding?

nah, the lady that rear ended me owes me $2000 and she doesnt have insurance. this is going to go on forever and i'm not gonna get a penny.

[UDLOSE98]

lame.

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

Originally Posted by vanbibber
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Still gets me Laughin when I think about someone throwing holy water on a car :rofl:

[UDLOSE98]

Still gets me Laughin when I think about someone throwing holy water on a car :rofl:

??? thats how i always wash my car.

[SilverRS96]

??? thats how i always wash my car.
only way to keep the noobs away

[blown00]

Like yourself?

[IwannaCamarosoBad]

Like yourself?

:popcorn:

[SilverRS96]

Like yourself?

like myself? how do u figure?